100+ Funny Valentine Sayings And Short Quotes To Delight Your Love

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I love to get a sweet message from my guy on Valentine’s Day. However, if you’re stuck finding the words, I’ve curated for you some funny Valentine sayings that are sure to give your sweetheart a smile or a chuckle.

As I get older, I want laughter – it’s the best gift. If you feel the same way, you’re reading the right post.

Sure, you can keep with the angst and include some can’t stop thinking about you quotes. But funny is better.

Peruse the list – they’re broken down based on topic categories to make it easier for you to find the perfect one.

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100+ Funny Valentine Sayings And Short Quotes

I’ve collected some of the best short funny Valentine quotes and sayings that you can use in things like:

• A love letter
• Text message
• Valentine’s Day card
• Social media post
• Banner (hey – you may want to go all out!)

Short Funny Valentine Sayings On Love and Humor

Sometimes you need some cute Valentine sayings on the topic of love itself. These are perfect!

• “We go together like peanut butter and jelly.”
• “You’re my favorite distraction.”
• “I love you more than my morning coffee.”
• “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”
• “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
• “Let’s grow old and stay silly.”
• “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
• “You’ve got a pizza my heart.”
• “You’re the bacon to my eggs.”
• “I love you even when you steal the covers.”

Foodie Fun Valentine Sayings

What list of funny Valentine sayings would be complete without a few food-related ones?

• “You’re my sweet slice of life.”
• “You’re the cream to my pie.”
• “I’m nuts about you.”
• “You’re the main course in my Valentine’s feast.”
• “You spice up my life.”
• “You’re the cherry on my sundae.”
• “Life is butter with you.”
• “You’re my honey bunch.”
• “I love you berry much.”
• “I relish our time together.”

Sarcastic Valentine Sayings and Quotes

If you have that kind of relationship or have been together long enough to be silly, these funny Valentine sayings are perfect.

• “I’m glad we both lowered our standards.”
• “Thanks for being marginally better than no one.”
• “You’re my favorite person to annoy.”
• “I love you more than pizza, and that’s a lot.”
• “You’re the reason I tolerate people.”
• “Being with you is like having unlimited data.”
• “I love you almost as much as my phone.”
• “I put up with you.”
• “We are like an unbreakable password.”
• “I love you more than my bed.”

Animal-Themed Funny Valentine Sayings

Cute, funny and affectionate. These are adorable Valentine sayings.

• “You whale always be my Valentine.”
• “Bee my Valentine forever.”
• “You’re paws-itively fabulous.”
• “I turtle-y adore you.”
• “You’re un-bear-ably cute.”
• “Owl always cherish you.”
• “I’m not lion when I say you’re amazing.”
• “You’ve got me tied in love knots.”
• “You quack me up, honey.”
• “You’re purr-fectly wonderful.”

Nerdy Valentine Sayings And Puns

Showcase your nerdiness with these funny romantic sayings and puns.

• “You complete my matrix.”
• “You’re the code to my heart.”
• “You’re my favorite geek.”
• “Are you a carbon atom? Because I’ve got my ion you.”
• “You’re a natural logarithm of my heart.”
• “We’re a perfect equation.”
• “You’re my quantum of solace.”
• “You’re the algorithm to my happiness.”
• “You’ve got my circuits buzzing.”
• “You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.” – Star Wars

Self-Deprecating Humor – Funny Valentine’s Sayings

When you can joke about your failings and know they still love you…

• “Thanks for dealing with my mess.”
• “I’d be lost without you… literally.”
• “Let’s get old and weird together.”
• “Sorry for hogging all the pillows.”
• “You’re the only one who gets my bad puns.”
• “You should get an award for loving me.”
• “You must enjoy chaos to be with me.”
• “Thanks for loving me even when I’m a grump.”
• “You’re the calm in my storm.”
• “I’m a handful, but you already knew that.”

Silly & Sweet Valentine Sayings

Sometimes you need to be a bit silly. That’s fine too! These work great for a series of cute Valentine’s Day text messages.

• “I’m cuckoo for you.”
• “I love you more than toast.”
• “You’re my jellybean.”
• “You’re my egg-tra special one.”
• “You make my mornings bright.”
• “I love you more than cookies.”
• “Let’s taco ‘bout our love.”
• “You make my heart giggle.”
• “I’m glued to you.”
• “You’re the lime to my margarita.”

Pop Culture Inspired Valentine Sayings

Who doesn’t like a pop-culture/TV/movie reference when it comes to a short Valentine’s Day quote?

• “You’re the Michael to my Holly.” – The Office
• “I choo-choo-choose us.” – The Simpsons
• “You’ve got me binge-watching love.”
• “We’re better together than Harry and Sally.”
• “You’re my penguin.” – Friends
• “I’m your sidekick, always.” – Marvel
• “We’re Super together.”
• “I’m head over heels, like Buzz in Toy Story.”
• “You’re the Leslie to my Ben.” – Parks and Recreation
• “You’re worth more than the dragon’s gold.”

Funny Valentine Sayings With Witty Wordplay

Sometimes you need a few Valentine’s Day short sayings that are perfect for those who love words and how they work.

• “You’re amazing to the core.”
• “You make my heart roast marshmallows.”
• “You’re sugar to my spice.”
• “You’re brew-tifully perfect, Valentine.”
• “You light up my world like fairy lights.”
• “I’d hike a mountain for you… or at least a hill.”
• “You melt my heart like chocolate on a sunny day.”
• “I’d be toast without your love.”
• “You’re the zest that brightens my day.”
• “I’m crackers about you.”

One-Liners And Other Short Funny Valentine Quotes

These Valentine’s Day quotes are perfect for social media posts.

• “Cupid’s got nothing on our love.”
• “You must be a wizard because you’ve enchanted me.”
• “You make my heart dance salsa.”
• “You’re brew-tiful.”
• “Love is in the air—and so is my love for you.”
• “You’re the reason my heart races.”
• “You’re the biggest fish in my sea.”
• “You’re stuck on you like glue.”
• “You’re my main squeeze for life.”
• “You’re the one I want to share memes with forever.”

Get More Inspiration For Valentine’s Day

Ok, so you’ve got the funny Valentine sayings for your notes, cards, love letters and text messages.

However, what are you going to do?

I have some tips for a romantic hiking date. However, there are some more fantastic ideas to explore from my blogging friends:

• Romantic Movie Night: Get inspiration with 27 romantic movies, and 44 perfect romantic movie night snack ideas.

• Busy Woman? 5 Unusual Valentine’s Day Ideas: Do something different.

• Romance For Outdoor Enthusiasts: Get 5 ideas for the perfect romantic outdoor date.

• Assess Your Relationship/Marriage: Get insights into a happy marriage despite tough life situations and how to keep the romance going.

• Valentine Fun With Kids: A cute heart art project that’s easy to do with kids. I mean – super easy!

• Delve into the 5 best self-love books and focus on yourself!

• Show your love with coffee if you have a coffee aficionado in your life. My blogger friend Katie has come up with five ways to say I love you with coffee.

QUESTION: Which of these funny Valentine quotes and sayings do you like best?

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